Disclaimer: We were sophomores, so the content may be a little out there but bear with us. It will get better.
Reader Discretion is advised.
Natalie: Oh my god, Tyler has a lisp!
Tyler: I so do not! Shut up Natalie! You have the attention span of a squirrel!
Natalie: No I don't. That's Camille.
Camille: No I don- Oh look! A kitty
*Tyler's Kitten runs by and attacks Natalie's face*
Natalie: Mother Fucker! Tyler get your damn pussy off my face its- Eeeeew ohmygod its hair got in my mouth!
Camille: Hahaha that cat wants to be a hat!
Tyler: GO Muffy! Go! Go! GO!
Natalie: eeeeeaaaawwww!Camille: You sound like a donkey.
*Natalie throws the cat at Camille, it pees while in the air spraying Tyler and Camille*
Natalie: Haha! You just got pussy sprayed!e mirror to fix her hair and reaixe
Tyler: Baby Muffy, whyyyy?
Camille: Tyler, I'm gonna turn that cat into a mustache!
*Natalie looks into the mirror and realizes that the cat jizzed all over her face and in her hair*
Camille: Wow Natalie! You should be in a got milk add!
Tyler: Ahaha! Just look at all of it! Its everywhere! Good Muffy!
Natalie: I...am...going...to kill....that...CAT!
*Natalie runs after the cat with a shovel*
*Swings but hits Tyler instead. Tyler falls to the ground and Natalie smiles evilly.*
Natalie: Oh this is just freaking perfect. Oh Lacy!
*A big muscled out woman in pigtails comes into the room*
Lacy: *grunts* What?
Natalie: I found a man for you!
*Lacy looks at Tyler and cracks her knuckles*
Tyler: Nooo!!!!
*Lacy grabs Tyler by the foot and drags him away*
Natalie: hehehe sucker!
Camille: That would sucks if he couldn't get it up.
Natalie: Lacy beats things that don't function right...
Camille + Natalie: ooo ouch...
*They hear banging and crashig coming from the room Tyler and Lacy had ascended into*
Camille: What the fuck?!
*Lacy moans, Natalie pukes*
Natalie: Poor, poor Tyler
Camille: Wait, you hear that?
Natalie: What?
Cmaille: Llisten, shhh....
*Lacy keeps moaning and Tyler growls and roars like a lion*
Camille: (horrified) Oh my GAWD!
*Natalie pukes more, Tyler comes out of room smiling*
Tyler: I win (looking at Natalie)
Natalie: Wha-?
*Lacy omes out of the room with a paper bag on her head*
THE END
